This week: If your phallic painting lasts more than 5 stories, see your doctor. Also: the fastest way to get arrested after stealing police uniforms, and probably the most disgusting reason ever to avoid knock-off cosmetics …
Latest Tweets
-
RT @bloodberry_tart: i’ve said this before but this is like those beetles that only have sex with beer bottles because they are so much… https://t.co/5ZoQgmnwLL
-
RT @NeolithicSheep: This is why you can't just passively wait for bigotry to die out, but must actively fight it every goddamned day. B… https://t.co/ra5CRvn2MD
-
RT @JoshuaPHilll: Lol well if a billionaire says we should work for more of our lives it must be true https://t.co/zefNhShtGN
