This week: how to lose your girlfriend with one fake hijacking, how to lose your job with one simple toilet, and how (not) to beat a breathalyzer with this one weird trick! Doctors hate him!
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RT @NoLieWithBTC: Holy shit. This moment should be the end of Greg Abbott’s political career. https://t.co/taMd3DTsQH
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Okay so y'all I totally had this insane dream last night that Flea was in Star Wars wild huh?
