This week: how to lose your girlfriend with one fake hijacking, how to lose your job with one simple toilet, and how (not) to beat a breathalyzer with this one weird trick! Doctors hate him!
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RT @MSipher: Remember: Republicans hate democracy, they hate freedom, they hate Americans. https://t.co/0Zv1FmZNVh
