This week: how to lose your girlfriend with one fake hijacking, how to lose your job with one simple toilet, and how (not) to beat a breathalyzer with this one weird trick! Doctors hate him!
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RT @JenKirkman: @AshleyRParker I’m confused why you ignored this photo. Your tweet makes you sound really, really dumb. https://t.co/kgLfr85sAe
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