This week: A reminder that an ambulance is not a zip car, that you should properly label the pot brownies before Dad gets home, and birds should not be spray-painted …
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RT @cmpriest: To paraphrase Pratchett: Trump just flounced like a turkey on a trampoline. https://t.co/Tg9uoSTw4Q
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Yes, I'm sure he looks adorable. But he won't let me get up. I have to pee. You guys. For real, tho. https://t.co/A2QHQCZcQI
